News of the weird

-Are you ready to rock?The KISS Platinum Visa® card.
-Man Sues McDonald's Over Lack of Warning Against Forceful Burger Eye Insertion. From the sprightly Michigan every three weekly.
-More McDonald's. Hammurder discontinued. Guess they gotta up the ante every few years.
-an interesting Ebay seller, "Profiles in History", who sells all kinds of strange antiques.
-Breast Implants for Soldiers. The doctors need someone to practice on, but what do breast implants have to do with battlefield medicine?
-No kidding! You mean alien abductees aren't always right? Actually, the article itself doesn't use very good logic.
-Lightning strike makes man feel 100 years younger.
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