His briefs were two sizes too small

Here is an impossibly funny court briefing about a lawyer's stupid request for Christmas day court appearance. You just have to read it that's all I can say, if you don't this blog will go away!

The Grinch hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his arguments weren't going quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his client's wallets were too light.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his briefs were two sizes too small.

Snopes.com has an article explaining the whole thing.

Merry Christmas!