Senfield Dictionary
I'm on a Senfield addiction right now, so I got a huge kick out of this Senfield Dictionary. For example,
Non-Sexual Crush - when a non-cool person has platonic infatuation for a cool person (usually a stud) of the same sex
Vomit Streak - when a person has not vomited in a long period of time (such as ten years or longer)
Shrinkage - 1) what happens to a man's genitalia after being in contact with water (especially cold water) 2) what to tell a woman who mistakenly sees a man's genitalia in the shrunken stage, and finds it humorous
Forbidden City -1) a place where a socially unacceptable, short, stocky bald man might go to meet gorgeous (model caliber) women 2) a place where attractive women hang out that also doubles as a meat-packing plant
Fudge Distribution - the idea that one should eat a sundae from the bottom up (knowing full well that the fudge drips to the bottom), so that there is an even amount of fudge and ice cream eaten in every bite
Non-Sexual Crush - when a non-cool person has platonic infatuation for a cool person (usually a stud) of the same sex
Vomit Streak - when a person has not vomited in a long period of time (such as ten years or longer)
Shrinkage - 1) what happens to a man's genitalia after being in contact with water (especially cold water) 2) what to tell a woman who mistakenly sees a man's genitalia in the shrunken stage, and finds it humorous
Forbidden City -1) a place where a socially unacceptable, short, stocky bald man might go to meet gorgeous (model caliber) women 2) a place where attractive women hang out that also doubles as a meat-packing plant
Fudge Distribution - the idea that one should eat a sundae from the bottom up (knowing full well that the fudge drips to the bottom), so that there is an even amount of fudge and ice cream eaten in every bite
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