Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Duke Nukem Forever: Perpetual Motion Machine

There is an interesting history of the development of the yet-to-be-released and karmicly-named Duke Nukem Forever, presented to us from 3d Realm's own forums.

I just don't care anymore.

Sunday, August 29, 2004

Top 10 - RatherGood.com

You are most certainly familiar with RatherGood.com, the blokes responsible for those strange Quizno's commercials and the VH1 spots of old 80s hits. They're work is certainly an aquired taste. Here's my top 10 favs:

#1 - Gay Bar
#2 - Stomping Kittens
#3 - We Love the Moon
#4 - Pants Trekking
#5 - Buffy's Magic Swearing Keyboard
#6 - Kitten Bikers
#7 - Pavarotti on Elephants
#8 - American Girls
#9 - Destiny's Child
#10- hedgehogs gettin naughty

The Olympics meet Fear Facter


Check out Something Awful's latest Photoshop Friday. Beware, there are some raunchy ones in there, like baby tossing. My favorite is "Insult Fencing", "How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

Still ticking

yeah, I'm certainly in the "sophmore slump" period of blog activity, but I've actually been updating the links on the right side more than posting. Check it out, I plan on having hundreds there eventually.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Tom Chick's Doom 3... Review? Story?

Check out Tom Chick's hilarious "review" of Doom 3... or his friend's review of it.... or a story about Tom's friend playing it.... or something...

Virtual Playboy

Here's an interesting little bit - Playboy is going to have nude video game girls in their next issue. It's kinda interesting, if only for the cultural impact of video games. Then again, it's no different then drawing girls naked, a time honored "trick" that sensitive artistic guys have been using for hundreds of years.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Random Site Seeing

I've always wanted to make some kind of PC case mod. I guess it's like building a hot rod, it's just for the fun of making something with your hands. Well, this guy has shied me away from that for good. I've seen it all now. A working, RC Humvee PC. Yep, you can drive the little thing around if you so desire. Some day soon a company is gonna start making these things for biiig bucks.

Also: Riceboy, UK style.
-Nintendo NES panties. You heard it here last.
-Cool article on Mars and War of the Worlds.
-Kirk, James T. Number 1 on the NC 1701
-The Messiah is back and He haveth His own blog. Quote = "If anyone in LA wants to help THE LORD out with a couch to crash on until I can get my own place, please feel free to e-mail me here." hehe.

Free MMORPG

Check out Runescape, a free MMORGP.

Honda Cog Commercial

Here you will find the most amazing commercial you have ever seen, the famous Cog ad from Honda UK. Check it out, and remember that everything you are seeing is real and is not some special effect.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Fascinating Industrial Design

Or is it product design?

Check out the International Photoreal Furniture Competition.

Make a killing buying cheap money

Hmmmm... Don't tell anybody just yet, ok? Iraqi dinars are going at cheap rates. Buy some here or here.

Online music heats up

Real made headlines earlier when they announced they would sell music compatible with the Apple iPod. Apple of course threatened suit, which I think is stupid. Why not encourage more people to go to the iPod, since the iPod -not the iTunes Music Store- has always been the big money maker.

Now Real fired another shot, offering their music at half the price of iTMS. Oh, boy. Nice thing about this is that I can actually see people flocking to online music and away from physical music at these prices. No word if the music they sell is any good, though.

Origin of "Marathon"

Cool little lesson of the day - the 26-mile "marathon" was named after a famous greek battle during which a famous greek runner Pheidippides supposidely ran 26 miles from the battle to Athens to declare victory and then collapsed dead. Probably had something to with the 2 140-mile ultra marathons he ran in 2 days before! This website has an excellent exploration of the truth and fiction of the myth.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Bad year for elections.

Think the US has got the biggest election in the world this year? Think Iraq is the sole cause of our high gas prices? Guess again. People in Venezuela waited over 10 hours to vote in the recall election against People's hero Hugo Chavez. The opposition failed, Chavez is still in office. Good for Venezuela.

If you don't know what the situation is in Venezuela, you should. They supply 15% of the US's oil, their impact is just as big as Iraq's. Who can blame you though, when CNN makes this a major headline for less than 12 hours. Check out this fascinating documentary that accidently covered the 2002 coup. Venezuela is a place you should watch for so many reasons, not only for the oil politics, the class struggles or how Venezuela is a microcosm for Latin America as a whole, but also as a glimpse into media and propaganda in a foreign country.

When I saw the documentary at SXSW, some venezuelan students were outside protesting the film. They were extremely intelligent, but they words seemed so clumbsy next to the schlock we get in American media. I asked if they had seen the film they were so strongly against, and they hadn't. You can't go away from the film and not be rooting for The People and against The Man, but funnily enough, the filmmakers kinda did just that. The most interesting observation they had is that Venezuela does not have an established party system yet, something to pit the issues against one another and check and balance it's economic needs with its social ones.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

HL2 and Doom 3

Just got Doom 3, and I gotta say the game does not live up to the hype. The gameplay is too repetitive, and the only emotion the developers can inspire in me is that cheap shock fear, like in a haunt house. Granted, the game is terrifying, but lacks any depth whatsoever, and while the story is a huge improvement for id, it's nothing we haven't seen before.

Half-Life 2 is the game I'm really holding out for, and it looks like it will arrive any day now. Here's a quote from the developers: "ust got out of a review meeting. 8/11 the Cafe's turn on (tomorrow). 8/16 CZ/ATI users pre-load. 8/18 CZ/ATI turns on. 8/17 HL-2 pre-load starts (textures, audio and other stuff that doesn't change)." What I'm thinking this means is that pre-purchasers can download the bulk of the game on the 17th and avoid the mass rush when the game itself is released. ooooh, I can't wait!

Fads that probably won't catch on

I don't think cuddle parties are going to sweep the country. Oh, and this guy cut off his own penis because his wife wouldn't sleep with him. I think that's what she wanted him to do. I like the quote from the hospital: "He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis."

Saturday, August 07, 2004

Tea Games

Nice website with fun little flash games like archery and my favorite Crazy Golf.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Michigan in Japan

The Japanese have the right attitude (registration required).

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

You die, Big Media! You die and go to hell!

Ah, my favorite subject: the dying, stubborn gasps of old media as it chews off it's own head (while mutating a few new ones). It seems that tv ad agencies have rediscovered that men spend money, and that young men no longer watch tv. What?!? No more audience?!? Coke made the obvious conclusion and cut it's tv ad budget 10%, the first blow in what is sure to be a serious decline in broadcast television.

Which leads to Ted Turner's shout out against Big Media. Very well written and intelligent, check it out. Turner explains a lot of the reasons why all the shows on TV feel like the same, recycled shit, even the news. Of course, good ol' Ted isn't telling half the story here, he really didn't re-invent the system, just wanted to be a part of it. Still, it's a good read if not to remind us how little guys with new ideas have a hard enough time already without The Man trying to bury you.

ForgetIt@NoWay.com

Wired.com has an interesting series on websites that make you register to get to their content. If you didn't know, this is a ploy to get your email addy and flood it with junk mail. So, people are using fake info to gain access. My personal favorites are the email in the title, or if I particularly hate the stupidity of the site, eatshit@fuckoff.com. The biggest "Gee, duh" of all these sites is The New York Times and their contrary attempts to become the #1 news site online and make you pay for it. They basically have a single $million customer that keeps their news from being free, and as long as other places provide the news for free, NYT will never be #1.

Sunday, August 01, 2004

GameBiz

I find watching the gaming industry more entertaining than playing the games themselves. Gamespy has a fascinating article analyzing the video game business as it rolls into its biggest holiday season ever (based on a huge report from Banc of America Securities). We're going to see no less than 9 blockbusters in the last 4 months of the year, which is kinda like releasing every movie from the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Matrix trilogies in the same summer. It's going to be a big year for video games. I don't see the stocks for the big 3, Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony, to be affected all that much, but software giants Activision and especially Electronic Arts will see big gains. Games may very well blow away the film industry this Christmas, and yet all of these stocks are undervalued. All it will take is one major headline and those stocks will skyrocket. This Christmas just might be the year that happens.

Fake Games and other nonsense


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-Check out the rest of these lost classics.
-OMG, I'd hate to be the father of these girls. I wonder if they "trade" boyfriends. Hell, I wonder if they can tell each other apart. Jesus, I wish I lived in Nebraska....
-Headline on Fark: "Another Crazy dude chops off his own penis, ironically enough....he's from Bangkok and his name is Dong." I'm not bothering with the link...
-Soldiers show their "support" of John Kerry.
-5 great films that never were.
-My new favorite website, SomethingAwful, a kinda comedic gaming site.
-That South Park couple's latest movie! Oh please let it not suck.
-Speaking of SP, vote for Cartman or he will kick you in da nuts.
-This kid has got a lot of time on his hands. Blows my mind that Nintendo appears to be hosting a video with a kid jumping in front of a moving car.
-Does Wayne Brady need to slap a bitch?
-Cool Game from the Skeleton Shop.